DECRYPTING DOSSIER…
“I think I understand how this game works now...I need to whine about how much I've been attacked in the first round, then everybody leaves you alone. I police the board once and get fucked over for doing everyone a favour. Turtle strategy will come out next game. Who cares about Australia. I don't give a fuck about continents. Next game it's one country, add 3, end turn. Repeat 40 times. I seem to remember Marty doing this once or twice. Big army, no cards! Attack me then, bitches! While I'm here waiting for this game to end, I think I have enough time to write a new CBA for the NHL. Can't be that hard....”