“At the halfway point of this game, no-one would have expected the outcome that eventually materialized. I owe this game to Mr. Matsuda (for the beer) and Ron. As spiteful and petty as he may be about his thwarted attempt to not take a card - even after taking over a territory - I would not have won this game if he had not left me in Papua New Guinea in order to avoid being a target. I would likely have succumbed to one of the three bastards in a row who turned sets of cannons on their first three cards. I am genuinely proud of this victory, as I did manage to achieve some nice manouevring and some unorthodox placements to disguise my intentions. A thinking man's win for certain. Now I have achieved a feat only one other man has achieved...two victories in one calendar month! And now to rest on my laurels...what's the worst that could happen?”
“Ethan...get your shoes, we're going home.... Because James forwent taking over Sheldon, getting three cards and ensuring he'd go far in the game. Instead, he attacked me, guaranteeing him a 6th place finish and sealing my fate to not break the top 3.... Yes, Ethan...James is a prick...and so is everyone else who wouldn't admit a dying man to play a sound strategy.... Pricks, I say...”
“Green wasn't the best colour choice. Spending cannons fruitlessly against black wasn't the best choice either. Maybe next game I should make some better choices.”
“All that shit I said last game about just having to roll better can go fuck itself! Apparently you also need a set of cannons and avoid being attacked by other people. Sanitarium!”
