“Sometimes beating a 2 is hard to do. Did this game bring my stats up?”
“It's games like these that make you question life...Nancy was in control long before she knew it...possibly because I didn't attack her...Good on you Nancy...Fuckity fuck 12 drinks...”
“There are no atheists in foxholes!”
“Am Rarely As Large A Threat As I Am Portrayed To Be. But I Will Take It As A Compliment And Will Do What I Can To Live Up To The HypE.”
“Remember to take Marty out next game!”
“A.B.T. I thought things couldn't get worse than 5th. I was wrong. I guess this particular apple falls real fuckin' far from the tree.”
