“The key to the entire game for me was the one-on-one win in Central America. Sheldon rolled a five (which I had previously lost to on too many occasions to recall) and I threw down a six to complete the elimination. If I was holding a microphone, I would have turned it parallel and dropped it on the fucking ground. In addition, I am now two for two in my Risk shirt. Maybe I should wear it more often than every couple years.”
“Ah, sometimes I wonder how this game would have turned out if I had never played. What did you say? I said I wish I'd never played! Oh, no. You should never say that -- but wait, maybe that would work... [Bunch of stuff happens] You really had a wonderful game, Marty. (Yeah right -- check stats and placement)”
