“I didn't see this one coming. Hosting a game, I figured I was destined to be first out. When I started with atrocious offensive and defensive rolling, I was certain my time was limited.... But, as they say, shit happens...I secured Asia for a turn and things were suddenly in my favour.... Job done...”
“Please note that this quote is to be read to the tune of 'Interstate Love Song' by the Stone Temple Pilots. If you don't know the tune - and even if you do - you would be well advised to queue it up in a separate Youtube window and read along to the vocal melody: Rollin on a Sunday afternoon, And now we choose our pile of cards and& Our dice! Feelin like it s gonna go my way, But then I m hit hard from both sides& Can t abide! Ron s leavin on an eastbound plane, Guess he ll have a pleasant flight. It s obvious it wasn t meant to be, At least I had an early night. All those sixes couldn t rescue me! Defending is the hardest thing to do, With one die, what I wouldn t give for two& A five! Goodbye! Ron s leavin on an eastbound plane, Guess he ll have a pleasant flight. It s obvious it wasn t meant to be, At least I had an early night. And just like that, my one-month reign was through!”
“My attempt at an early advantage was thwarted by some very good rolling on Devin's part. Otherwise BUTTER may have ruled the day rather than ruing the day.”
