“Failure has a thousand excuses. Success doesn't need one.”
“There is something wrong with the world today. *ABT”
“Got it: Can't win, don't try. Heh, heh.”
“I'll bring the board... <Enter Shane and Sheldon> I forgot the board. <Look left, look right> Let's go, we need to get a board. It fucked up the plan!”
“I shall endeavour to roll less shittily next time...oh, and perhaps turn in a set of cards as well.”