“It was kismet. Two Dude shirts after seeing a dude with a Dude shirt earlier in the evening? What other result could there have been? The feast was delicious. My only regret is that I was unable to watch He-Man and She-Ra with Ethan. Another time& glad the kid s finally getting some culture.”
“There were some hilarious wang jokes tonight, but there was nothing hilarious about Ron throwing down a stupid amount of sixes in just the right situation to benefit one very Pink Player It s like Lenin said: you look who will benefit and, uh, uh& . Anyway, I ve never switched dice mid-game before, but enough is enough, damn it. Here is my thought: Pink if it s available, Green if not. I m getting nowhere these days, and it s getting annoying. Luck isn t exactly oozing from my pores, so maybe confronting the oozers might be vindicating. But then I think about Ron throwing down those sixes& . Argh& . Note: Fuck was not used in this quote. Oh wait: Fuck. Fuck it was fucking used& Fuck.”
“I came, I saw, I got my ass kicked. Perhaps if I were to have rolled at the beginning the way I had rolled near the end, the result would have been more flattering.”
“My head wasn t in it tonight, and neither were my dice. It s hard to mount any offence when your attack percentage is hovering below 50%. It also doesn t help to forget to turn in a set of cards, forget to place armies for holding a continent, and not placing armies for holding 15 territories. Meh. What s an extra 10 men? Thanks for the food, Mart-o& . Ethan, get your shoes.”
