“'"The pool table really tied the room together...' 'And this guy poured Scotch all over it?' Some might argue it was the Spirit of the Lucky Corner. I say luck had nothing to do with it. Some timely rolls, more strikes than gutters. Some sweet tunes. None by the fucking Eagles.”
“Hmmm. Looks like second place. Shall I do this the easy way or the hard way? The hard way it is, to my continuing detriment, of course. Well, I proved I've got scrote, and that's all that really matters, right? Why, oh why did I break out the 1993 mix? The 1994 mix is my jam! Shoulda stuck with the winning formula.”