JAMES

“I'm not even sure how I won that game. I didn't play a strong game.”

“Couldn't quite do it...”

“If only I could have that kind of influence over others. I will always think that was a purposefully ugly thing to have done.”

“I'm pretty fucking sure that this fucking game could have and should have gone fucking differently. Not that I should have fucking won or any-fucking-thing like that. But these fucking assholes made so many fucking errors that this fucking game makes no sense and is going to go on far longer than fucking necessary. 'Bunch of [fucking] savages in this [game].' (The use of the 'f' word in the previous phrase is not a result of my future explanation as to why I use the word fucking so much. It is because that is how I remembered the quote, and though it is incorrect I am still going to keep it in this quote <my Risk quote, that is>). Note to all: When in Africa do not leave one man on the Congo in hopes that no one will come after you 'because you don't have the fucking continent.' They will attack and they will conquer. 'I did it, Marty did it, my...sister did it.' A man's cards are just too fucking tempting I suppose. <Get your own fucking tea; asshole> fuck. (This gratuitous use of the word 'fucking' 'is brought to you by today' due to my overexposure to the word when I attended a five-fucking-dollar, general-fucking-admission Me-fucking-talli-fucking-ca concert. Fucking Lars fucking Ulrich over-fucking-used the fucking word 'fucking' so fucking much, in such a totally fucking forced manner <as I have here> that I just about puked all the fuck over the fucking place. I hope you are all fucking puking right fucking now. All over your-fucking-selves. You fucking paraquats. On a side note (as I am sure someone has checked <or at the very least has thought of checking>), that this quote does stray from the original, which contradicts the statement which precluded my request for a new 'clean' piece of paper. I would have stuck to the script had I bean given a knife so I could carve this quote into that stump over there (I'm pointing to my left <just past 'the joker'>). I would have also finished long ago had this game just progressed at a half decent pace. I am angry, sad, and disappointed at the result of this game. I'm sure if I explained it to you it would make so much fucking sense cause my plan is so fucking simple... *Yes, I did use the word 'bean' not 'been' it is wrong and I want it kept that way cause as far as I'm concerned this whole game is 'wrong, wrong, wrong'. **Thanks for the pulled pork sandwiches though JAMES formerly JAIME and for a short time YAMEZ. Alright, Sheldon, get your shoes on...”

“I am going to have to go back and read through my quotes from past years.... I have a feeling I am, more often than not, complaining about that son of a fuck, Sheldon.... I am sure I always swear spiteful revenge, but never back it up.... That being said, I'm surprised James nor Devin went after my cards...and even more surprised I didn't turn them in.... Ethan...get your shoes on....”