DEVIN

“Yellow and black - nature's caution sign for a reason. When those two get close to each other, get the fuck out of the way.”

“Lousy 2nd place finish. Fuckin' Marty. Fuckin' stats; do they really tell the tale? I mean 4 to 1 on offence, almost 50% on defence and I still got manhandled by Devin. I blame Marty. And I'm pretty sure he is going to blame Ron and/or Jamie. So I guess it must be Ron and Jamie to blame. Blame is for sissies. That, of course, means Marty is a sissy; unless of course he didn't blame anyone, thus rendering my previous statement irrelevant. Which sums up any game in which I don't win. Irrelevant.”

“Why all this senseless violence? Well - it probably makes sense to (fucking) yellow. Thanks for a fun hour, assholes. I blame Ron and Jamie, though.”