SHELDON

“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country; he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Silvergun Superman was playing, and it just so happened that silver was available when it was my turn to select. Luckily I was afforded the opportunity to be grouped in Africa early. In a seven player game it is key if you can centralize your armies. Although Marty rolled more sixes than he claimed he would it was still a pathetic amount all in all. It wasn't a dominant win but this poor bastard didn't die for his country.”

“I think I did well to come in second. Just don't think I can do these late nights anymore.”

“I'll hand this one over to Mitch Williams...hope he doesn't blow it!”

“I'm still not sure why Marty took a suicide run at me in the Ukraine. Perhaps it was his fatherly instincts kicking in, and wanting me to go be with my son.... And I'm still not sure why Devin attacked me in the Ukraine...perhaps he wanted me out so I would stop encouraging Nancy to take over the longest quote record.... I suppose I should take some satisfaction in relieving them of their cards...but it rings hollow with a 4th place finish.... Wait...wasn't I supposed to spitefully attack Sheldon for something he did a while back? Next game, I suppose....”

“I blame Ron. I blame Josh. I blame Laurie. But most of all, I blame Mort Ransen. That son of a bitch made me think that it was a good idea to start in Sweden in a seven-player game, all because of his damned documentary! What a waste of a great display of rolling. Just cannot do anything when you're attacked incessantly from all sides. I guess I need to run for the corners, but these days it feels like I'm always being hunted...never the one left alone to my devices. Nothing for it but to keep on trudging forward, I suppose. Another 5th place finish...shall this, too, pass? It doesn't feel like it right now.”

“Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.”

“Arrived at site first new stat!! I was out first!! How come I couldn't use the red dice??!! What the fuck; I should have been able to use the red dice!! The soldiers should not be lying down on the job!! Stand them up!! Devin said 'I don't have to do shit!' 'Dammit, I gotta make my way up the stairs!! Dammit.' These are my quotes! 'I need more paper!' Devin said 'You both are assholes. Got sucked in. I am fucking choked.''Josh is awesome, he can read!!''Josh looks like Jamie.'I said 'Yay! Devin!' after he rolled a six!! Devin said 'It means a lot from you Nancy.' Big smile from me! Happy happy warm inside.'I need another drink!'Devin: 'You tell me what happened this game? You tell me what happened this game. I got attacked all fuckin' game!' Me: 'He was mad!' I think so.Josh said 'That's not ridiculous. Its amazing.'Too bad I ran out of drinks or I would have broke the drinks record. Laurie cut me off. *sad face*”