“2nd...really? Sure I'll take it but, fuck...if everyone would have just done what they were supposed to I would have won this fucking thing. Shit...man. Where the fuck is that yahoo Marty? Fuck. Shit...aww fuck.”
“'"It's just one of those things. Just the way it worked out.' - Sheldon. Weird game all around. Felt like Risk of old. My position was decided by Sheldon. Perhaps out of spite. Lesson learned for having mercy on the weak. Being the spiteful prick I am, I will remember his decision. His choosing me to not have a chance of winning, over himself having a chance...spite, spite...whine, whine...also worth mentioning were the insane rolls James started the game with. That creep can roll, as they say. The blitzkrieg manouver by pink, early on, set the stage for what was to be a bizarre game. Or perhaps it was the lime chips that should have tipped everyone off.... Nice to see the boy win, though...his sometimes odd tactical decisions overshadowed by his superb rolling.... Now get out of my parents' house, assholes....”
“Sometimes the numbers just don't tell the story. A very peculiar game thanks mainly to me, I suppose. I just couldn't allow Australia to be taken uncontested while the cowards in Asia and Africa ran away. My failure to get a card one turn put me behind the eight ball early, as did my central position on the board. The game was very weird later on because of Jamie's play. He barely attacked anyone, but, deciding that I was a big threat for some reason, he was quick to attack me. His insane early rolling was the only thing that kept him aflat, but the rolls dried up later on and that was when he really started attacking more. Strange days. I blame my failure to sit in a chair and Marty's absence for the oddity that was this game. Now, at rock bottom, I am ready to ascend!”
