“Red dice, the choice of a child: Was my acceptance of his choice the foretelling of the blood I would spill in thi s game? Admittedly, the blood spilled was more a product of the time I had in which to do so than of the ferocity of my offence. Oh, Australia! Capture it early, and your enemies queue up to dig you out. But wait? You may not have the time to do so. Either way is a risk. So, yes, I waged war on the patience of my enemies as much as on their physical armies, but it has been said: 'Do what you will, so you vanquish your foe.'”
“A throwback game to the days of double-digit drink stats. Along with the nostalgia, a sense of renewal, and then came the same old, same old. With the game in my grasp, I was slammed with six sixes by Sheldon and was unable to gain entry into Madagascar and thus access to his cards, which was my undoing. I simply could not keep up with Marty's A.B.T.O.A.O.C. (Always Be Turnin' Obscene Amounts Of Cards) ways and after a - to say the least - protracted battle trying to make sense of Marty's Corona-soaked strategy, I finally succumbed. To top it off, we did not even get to the cigars. Oh well, hopefully next game we'll have cigars to celebrate both Oliver and Leilani. Does this mean James's time is coming next? I say it depends on the quality of his cigar offering. Oh, I don't know how often I'll be driving home drunkards from the northern reaches of Mission and the southernmost points of mainland British Columbia on the same night. At least I've satisfied a good portion of my D.D. requirements!”
“You can blast my other passions but revenge remains -- revenge henceforth [?]earer than light of food! I may die, but first you, my tyrant and tormentor, shall curse the sun that gazes on your misery.”
“Sometimes life calls for bold moves. Tonight was not one of those times. The allure of James' 5 cards was too much to resist... My sixes dried up, and I left him with two armies standing. We were both out of the game soon after... Sorry, James. Next time I'll wait longer before I try to take you out...”
