“My hat and shades are no longer lucky. That being said, I must add that their luck hadn't yet been tested on a Risk board.Asterisk: Not recording energy drinks.”
“I was unable to overcome a scattered placement off the draw and with the others occupying the anchors of South America and Australia with me between them, this outcome could only have been avoided with stellar dicework, which has never been my forte and was not on this day, either. I have learned that one cannot police both sides of the board in a three-player game...I would have been better served hovering up in Yakutsk and the Northwest Territories awaiting a set of 10 cards instead of fighting and clawing with my enemies while hamstrung by measly sets of four cards.”
