“Well, I placed better in Risk than I did at the bowling alley. I don't think I really played any better, though. The 'presence' of James in the game had much to do with my lasting until the end despite my poor rolling. Had I been pink this game perhaps it would have been a different story, as my defence by proxy for James in Brazil was nothing short of masterful. Congratulations, Jamie. You're still an asshole.”
“Just to note, for the record, that pink (James) did not roll a single die. This was essentially a 4 player game with a default placement somewhere between 2nd - 5th to fuck someone elso over.”