“How could I screw up on my stats-keeping! A promising start to 2006, as I missed the January contest. As a great man (boy) once said, 'Everything's coming up Milhouse!'”
“Too much time spent dealing with the black plague in Australia...I hate to say it, but if it were not for pink I would not have outlasted this plague. Ah, how the vendetta of others can benefit me. Then some good fights, some poor fights, then the end.”