“If a woman was a horse and you could see her ribs you would want to take her home and feed her. But if she has a little and I mean just a little meat on her bones you would want to ride her all the time. Think about it. Ya. I only had four drinks but they hit me hard.”
“This is all planned, I'm saving up my good rolls for the season finale! I should have an awful lot of sixes saved up after all these pathetic rolling exhibitions. If only I could have chosen pink! I might have come third!”