“As everyone knows, empires are built on the shoulders of 'mutts.' We belong nowhere, so we know nothing except to spread everywhere. Even after being handicapped with the colour grey, my warriors out in the field were able to look within themselves and find the resolve necessary to end the red menace. The rocky coastlines and sweltering inland jungles of Madagascar once more proved to be the site of ultimate rejoicing as the men 'from the land of the ice and snow' swept away the last of those would-be imperialists. Once again, I have brought peace to a troubled world. Finally, the mutts are free to exist in a world free from intolerance and ridicule...until next time, anyway.”
