“I've discovered the secret to winning. 1) Have spinal surgery. 2) Host a game. 3) Buy everyone pizza. Meh, I'll take it... Ethan, take your shoes off when you get home from work...”
“These stats do not paint the true picture. I rolled terrible. It was just my lucky cards which compensated for my pathetic dice rolls! Had I not started rolling in the box I'm positive my offence would have been more like 40 kills 60 dead and my defence more like 28 (A) 44 (D).”
