“How would this game have played out under another roof? Probably quite differently. I succumbed to the temptation of the double anytime advances (or whatever we called it) and threw myself out of my manifest destiny (well, maybe) and into another fight.
It might have worked if not for pulling out the twos, threes, and ones for the crucial, necessary elimination.
Once upon a time I used to eliminate other players. I miss those days...”
“Getting to be normal at this point. Second last again. Dug out Australia to no advantage to myself. To illustrate how the game went, I'll throw out some numbers:
Round 1: Defence 6-12 (2 sixes); Offence 10-6 (3 sixes)
Round 2: Defence 4-4 (2 sixes); Offence 2-0 (1 six)
Round 3: Defence 0-1 (0 sixes); Offence 1-2 (1 six)
Round 4: Defence 1-4 (1 six); Offence 1-0 (0 sixes)
My record-keeping for round 5 is only certain about the offence, which was 6-9 (1 six)
For rounds 5 and 6 on defence, the combined total is: 11-14 (3 sixes)
Probably the most disappointing thing about this game is that Alexa could not find us any music by Tool to play. Congratulations to Jason, but there's no way mushrooms should ever be fucking put on nachos.”
