“Happy Fucking New Year! First off, I am very happy to discover that Ron is indeed, not homeless. Second, and lastly, to go out on a six and not break my pony was definitely worth the $1.23 I paid for parking. Actually...it was worth $1.23 just to find out Ron isn't homeless. God bless us, everyone.”
“I rolled three ones on my first attack roll of the game. I forgot to place three guys to start my second turn. I forgot to turn in cards on my fourth turn and I had a set. Australia seems to be a problem again. I've got to figure out how to convince other people to fight over it instead of being sucked into digging it out and getting in bloody battles over it myself. I did all the driving, door to door for all these fuckers' benefit. I got home at 4:30 a.m. and I had soccer for Finley at 9:00 and Barrow at 11:30. That's how much I care. I'll just lay back and await my karmic reward. Hope it doesn't take too long to arrive.”
“Well...for the second game in a row, I blame Devin. I went first, then he decided to follow me into Australia...pointless...
Then, as he looked weak on the board, he attached my only defence against Sheldon. I guess it bought him not last place...
I expected to go out first. That is what happens when you host...well...half way to the drink record...Game. On.
Mind you...he did get everyone out to the big city...muchly appreciated, that. Would have been nicer if he didn't kick me in the nuts...
You win some, you lose more...
Ethan, leave your shoes off...”
