“This victory rings hollow, as I am in a huge amount of trouble when I get home.”
“This game was far too long, for far too little...”
“I did not really play a bad game, but I did not really play a good game. I was not the last man standing, nor was I the first to fall. And so I believe I fell to mediocrity, and there is no honour in a defeat of this kind...”
“U”
“Eat my shit Jamie.”
“What... There's a sixth place?”
“An army marches on it's stomach. We were on the Atkin's diet. Thanks Larson Bros.”
“Fucking non verbal!! I should have stayed in Africa.”