“I blame Marty. His six took the steam out of my attack attempt on Shanes forces in Australia. I DID NOT TAKE A CARD MY FIRST TURN. Marty got me so fucking distracted that I forgot to take my card. I had to switch from the red to the pink dice I was so off right from the start.”
“Devin stole my fucking cards... I hope he enjoyed those horses and cannons... Thinking about how wrong everyone else is playing Risk is a nice distraction from life... Ethan...shoes...”
“Disgusting. Just disgusting. How can a man live with himself Not picking up his first card an accident and screwing over everyone throughout the course of the entire game I dunno ask Red the colour formerly known as Pink... Deep breath...Step back...Reflect on the whole game nor just the last...horrible...fucking...turn the realization that my fury all ones twos and threes of it could have been launched against the guy I thought couldntwouldnt turn in cannons the turn after I threw myself up against the dude who I thought couldwouldshould facilitate my ignominious departure from what will assuredly be the last game of a rather lacklustre year of Risk frequency...Where was I Oh yeah Out. Fourth place. Ah well always next year how many times have I said that in the last ten years”
