“Like the Minnesota Twins and Atlanta Braves I went worst to first. It is really amazing how well your strategy tends to work when you can roll the fuckin dice. My one regret is that I could never get Ron and Sheldon to destroy one another. I thought they might do it of their own volition but even with my manoeuvering they did not bite. Most importantly though I hope to see every five that gets rolled next game go down to ignominous defeat. This aggression will not stand man.”
“Bad omens haunted me. Maybe I should just go home when shit like this happens but what would be the fun in that. Omens . 1. 50ish ounces of beer lost in a growler fail. 2. rolling three ones on the first card choice roll 3. rolling what appeared to be the only zero in Risk history via the vacuum roll. Well it was a two but shit what the fuck. No more rolling in a ShopVac for me. There was some crazy back and forth with Black whilst contending for Australia but that creep could roll. Thought I had a set of cannons but I left it to poor memory and ended up handing two thirds of a set of cannons over to that Red fucker. I always thought that if I went out first in an evil place no good luck will follow me to the nest game. We shall see. Or maybe I should just hang it up for 2017...”
