“The perogies were on point. The bacon wrapped water chestnut perogies were particularly inspired. A fine way to usher a man into his forties I would say. I had planned the game out meticulously and was a sure bet to win until I discovered that an unknown variable was being thrown into the mix. Since I am only as good as my preparation and am not good winging it on my feet I was thrown completely off my game and it resulted in an early exit. Next time I shall be ready for anything.”
“Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday fuck Marty... Happy birthday to me... Guy comes over whiskey in hand...cooking me perogies...Mr. Nice Guy...right. Then the fucker goes after my cards...then rolls first on attack...that was the turning point. Until Rick Astley came to my rescue a little bit...then when he was down to six attacking armies and I got a kill all six guys remained on the board... I made it sort of close...but not close enough... Thanks for the perogies Marty... Enjoy those cannons...”
