“That game was a throwback. From the neon stylings of the board to the trading positions back and forth territorial war of attrition. I pity those who had to witness the slow goings of that game. I am thrilled with my rolling on the new board as I believe I may have finally put myself up there on the single game leaderboard page. On a side note I have no idea how the heck I am ever going to earn the exploding power badge. If I cannot get it on a night like tonight where I was blamed and probably rightfully so for everyones exit from a seven player game when am I ever going to be able to get it. Lastly I did end up on the wrong side of an epic roll where Ron rolled one four on defence and I rolled three fours on offence. I suppose that when four fours show up though everybody is a winner.”
“Did I step on a fucking slug in my sock covered feet tonight. No. I stepped on two fucking slugs in my socks. Or maybe the same slug twice...but I am pretty sure that first one was killed.... Anyway...I learned something tonight. Jason and I need to stay the fuck away from each other. We have different Risk philosophies.... Fuck that guy...Fuck them all.... Meh...I am just tired... Nice board Dev...you mother fucker...”
“Yes I sat on a wildcard AND an infantry for three turns. The rolls werent happening but a DARK FORCE was apparently invisible to everyone but me. Until good ole Pink caught on. I could have made an attempt on Pink to stop em from knowking me our or at the very least making Pink a better target. Anyway...Me three cards. Pink six. Green attacks me cannot do it and hands it to Pink. I might add with great emphasis that BLUE could have blocked it all before this shit went down. Sigh...I guess I have overextended the power of the neutral grey dice. See you next month assholes. And yes Great new board.”
