“A few turning points in the game that I thought were going to get me in trouble. But then a couple went my way... So there you go... Ethan get your shoes. The game is over...”
“My intention was to continue choosing colours other than pink. However when I read that April 22nd was a Pink Moon I thought it must be a sign and that I would be a fool to abandon pink on this day. Little did I realize that the moon does not actually turn pink but is instead called this because of some fucking variety of moss that heralds the early arrival of spring. So naturally things did not work out well. I got good cards which kept me in the game but my rolling was far fucking subpar for someone trying to win from the centre of the board. My inability to defeat the Yellow Peril spelled my doom. As a note of interest I tracked my last thirty defensive rolls. I rolled two sixes in that time which translates to ten percent below what would be expected to happen. Since I actually won 57 percent of these rolls however I cannot complain. I just was not strong enough. They look like big strong hands... Lastly I vote for stewp over stoup. Every time. Because it looks kewl when you spell it out.”
